got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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