Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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