He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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