Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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