How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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