Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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