So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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