they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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