dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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