I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
