I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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