I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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