so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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