No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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