i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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