i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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