dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
that may or may not have been my penis.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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