If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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