Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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