Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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