Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Randomize
