Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i drank out of a bidet.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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