Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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