I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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