I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
