OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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