Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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