what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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