He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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