Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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