apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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