it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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