But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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