so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The adults are the big ones right?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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