Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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