But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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