shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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