that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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