i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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