I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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