An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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