Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
honey bunches of taint.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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