There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
