Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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