ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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