He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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