using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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