I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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