If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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