adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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